you can win just about any argument by rollerblading away backwards and refusing to break eye contact
Car sex just got a helluva lot easier.
two kinds of people.
"food’s ready come downst-"
Someone keeps using up all the toilet paper and not refilling it. So I decided that putting this picture there will make everyone remember to refill it without me bringing it up.
“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet