when my dad was in law school he knew these two girls who told him “people look at us like we were meat anyway so we decided to make some money off of it” so they wore bikinis and high heels and sold WAY overpriced hot dogs as a way of financing their education. they graduated summa cum laude with no debt and let me just say i have never been so inspired
Important performances in modern history.
this episode was so fucking well written and so well acted i just cant. like red’s story is so god damn real as a personal story. fuck
He even has the math to back it up.
if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes
remember when everyone got mad at miley bc they thought this performance was provocative
once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”